Retired...again.
Today marks the umpteenth retirement of DP. This time it's in FIFA '06. His competitve spirit has died in the face of the onslaught of Eto'o and the rest of the Cameroon soccer-nation. After finding some early domination with Mexico, Eto'o has made it ugly and turned Dave back to the ugly habit of controller-throwing that he worked so hard to overcome in the Days of Drive. Sadly (but entertainingly) not before his wireless controller became a casualty. Will this retirement stick? He claims he's done until FIFA '07 comes out in October. Vegas is now accepting bets that he can't stay away for the next month.